Who Is Dr. Serenity Hawkfire?

Dr. Serenity Hawkfire is a gifted tax intuitive, an Extreme Tantric Sex instructor, an animal life coach and a certified colon cleanser and fecologist.

Dr. Hawkfire is also the author of the popular self help book, Beyond Being, the only entirely blank book in print. (Audio version also available.)

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Dr. Serenity Hawkfire on How to Attract a Literary Agent and Get Published

For those would-be authors who aren’t afraid of being a tad aggressive. Hint: it has everything to controlled substances … and a few uncontrolled ones as well.

Q: I’m currently dating on the Internet, but I don’t seem to attract anyone whose Wa Wa is aligned with mine. Any tips?

A: Wa Wa is, of course, not something we are all privileged to share, given it’s potent and subtle energies. So if you want fast Wa Wa, I’d say your best chance is to spike their drink while they’re off to the bathroom. I’d recommend something like blue cohash, chamomile, or what the hell – the hard stuff! Zoloft is fun. Crush it up; mix it in. After that, well, la nuit est jeune! We call this Emergency Wa Wa.

If you have questions for Dr. Hawkfire, send them to Suzanne@serenityhawkfire.com. She will see if Dr. Hawkfire feels moved to reply.

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Report From the Yurt

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This is my Lobal Connector Tool – and with it I can do more than read your mind. I can actually read the psychic song of your life because I am a Psychic Songologist. The ‘Psychic Song of Your Life’ (yes, I developed the PSOYL) is like a tiny litmus test of where you are in your soul development on this planet. For instance, angry, tense, un-evolved people will often have a PSOYL like ‘Theme... 

What Two Dolls Can Teach You About Very, Very Safe Sex

In my work as an ETS instructor (‘Extreme Tantric Sex’) I work with non-gender specific dolls a lot to demonstrate the positions, the attitude, certain interactions, etc. that are part of the practice. I believe we must ‘feel’ our greatness as lovers before we can ever hope to be one. So that’s why the dolls are so perfect – they have no ego, nothing to prove, they can be manipulated...