Who Is Dr. Serenity Hawkfire?

Dr. Serenity Hawkfire is a gifted tax intuitive, an Extreme Tantric Sex instructor, an animal life coach and a certified colon cleanser and fecologist.
Dr. Hawkfire is also the author of the popular self help book, Beyond Being, the only entirely blank book in print. (Audio version also available.)
Listed as a Best Bet by The Burlington Free Press, March 2008
Dr. Serenity Hawkfire on How to Attract a Literary Agent and Get Published
For those would-be authors who aren’t afraid of being a tad aggressive. Hint: it has everything to controlled substances … and a few uncontrolled ones as well.
Q: I’m currently dating on the Internet, but I don’t seem to attract anyone whose Wa Wa is aligned with mine. Any tips?
A: Wa Wa is, of course, not something we are all privileged to share, given it’s potent and subtle energies. So if you want fast Wa Wa, I’d say your best chance is to spike their drink while they’re off to the bathroom. I’d recommend something like blue cohash, chamomile, or what the hell – the hard stuff! Zoloft is fun. Crush it up; mix it in. After that, well, la nuit est jeune! We call this Emergency Wa Wa.
If you have questions for Dr. Hawkfire, send them to Suzanne@serenityhawkfire.com. She will see if Dr. Hawkfire feels moved to reply.
Report From the Yurt
Got a Headache? It Could Be Your ‘Psychic Song’ is Backing Up On YouThis is my Lobal Connector Tool – and with it I can do more than read your mind. I can actually read the psychic song of your life because I am a Psychic Songologist. The ‘Psychic Song of Your Life’ (yes, I developed the PSOYL) is like a tiny litmus test of where you are in your soul development on this planet. For instance, angry, tense, un-evolved people will often have a PSOYL like ‘Theme...
What Two Dolls Can Teach You About Very, Very Safe SexIn my work as an ETS instructor (‘Extreme Tantric Sex’) I work with non-gender specific dolls a lot to demonstrate the positions, the attitude, certain interactions, etc. that are part of the practice. I believe we must ‘feel’ our greatness as lovers before we can ever hope to be one. So that’s why the dolls are so perfect – they have no ego, nothing to prove, they can be manipulated...
See Serenity Live!
Santa Barbara, CA (private function)
Cap Fringe Festival (Washington DC)
Vancouver Fringe Festival (BC, Canada)
The 2008 Humble Guru Tour

Upcoming 2008 Performances of
"Dr. Serenity Hawkfire’s Beyond Being Workshop"
Orlando, FL - Orlando Fringe Festival - Brown Venue (Philharmonic Rehearsal Space) $10
5/16 FRI 7:40PM
5/18 SUN 4:10PM
5/20 TUE 6:00PM
5/23 FRI 8:25PM
5/24 SAT 9:50PM
Behind the Scenes
Director Derrick Hopkins guiding Suzanne through a final dress rehearsal in the attic of her house on Lake Champlain as script consultant Libby Macdonald looks on. To the far right, Suzanne’s son Luke runs sound cues as they rehearse in the attic of the family’s home on Lake Champlain. Suzanne’s family have been subjected to daily rehearsals of the show for the month prior – complete with Big Mac flinging, stomping tantrums, and endless repeats of ‘My Codependent Days’. (They’ve had enough.)
Photo courtesy Luke Barns, world’s most patient child and Serenity Hawkfire sound technician-in-residence






