How to Treat a Persistent Cold

I just finished a marvelous, in-VIG-orating tellyclass with Ms. Andrea Lee, who appeared to be suffering from a common cold. I promised Ms. Lee I would post immediately to my blog with my special remedy for healing and releasing anyone from lingering dis-ease, such as colds, flu and so forth.

Here is my Energetically Correct Healer for Lingering Dis-Ease

1. Take an old pair of panty hose, clean or dirty.
2. Place an orange in the toe.
3. Boil up some sea water, or place several tablespoons of Sea Salt in a saucepan. Place stocking and orange in pot.
4. Add a few rubber bands — maybe 5 or 6
5. Throw in a squeeze of lemon and a shot of honey
6. Lace liberally with a strong liquor such as Aquavit, Poire Willem or Stolichinaya
7. Brew and steep for several hours
8. Sip while watching old reruns of Bewitched, which happens to be one of the most profoundly, energetically correct programs running on television today

(Follow up with  a chaser of Indigenous Prairie Grass Juice for maximum effect.)

May you feel better soon!