Serenity Hawkfire Podcast: Tim Sykes and How to Make Millions From Piles of Pennies

Serenity talks to hedge fund expert Tim Sykes who turned $12,377 of Bar Mitzvah money into two million dollars while still in college … and probes why she can’t get into penny stocks with the $43 she’s saved from her own piles of pennies. Also covers how to be an instant millionaire, bad money karma, and what’s wrong with Wall Street.

Change Your Karma

What Two Dolls Can Teach You About Very, Very Safe Sex

In my work as an ETS instructor (‘Extreme Tantric Sex’) I work with non-gender specific dolls a lot to demonstrate the positions, the attitude, certain interactions, etc. that are part of the practice. I believe we must ‘feel’ our greatness as lovers before we can ever hope to be one. So that’s why the dolls are so perfect – they have no ego, nothing to prove, they can be manipulated and controlled easily and fluidly. (Note: real people are a lot harder to handle.)

Interview With a Vegetable Tantric

Dr. Serenity Hawkfire interviews Dr. Helmut O Tanenbaum, the ‘Vegetable Tantric’ about being in relationship with various vegetables …including sweet potatoes, the ‘gateway vegetable’. They also discuss the sexual pros and cons of various types of hot peppers.

Grimly Excited … Will I Meet Christopher Guest?

Well, friends, it’s been a while since I blogged mainly because I’ve been so damn busy helping resurrect the souls of several hundred cluster flies who got trapped in the yurt in the past few weeks. But no mind … I’m of to Los Angeles in a week or so — the first stop on my Humble Guru Tour.

I’ll be doing my Beyond Being Workshop at Cal State Long Beach for an adoring crowd of admirers, (perhaps you might be among them?), on October 28. And frankly, aside from my usual quest to attract members of the major media (see my tips below on just how to snag ‘em) I’m hoping filmmaker Christopher Guest will be joining me.