I Don’t Generally Play Games … But If I Must …. (SIGH)

Someone named Laura Howard West CPCC (that is a coaching certification – Laura is a Coach for People With Chronic Crapola) has ‘tagged me’. Now Laura. Dear. I don’t generally play games – I find them tedious. But if I must, I must. And we all know I’m ALL about networking … even if it requires so-called game playing.

I’m supposed to tell you seven ‘random’ things about me. Well, need I even explain that NOTHING in our Universe is random? And certainly nothing in my life is, nor is it “weird” – not even the fact that I live entirely on a diet of indigenous prairie grass. Unusual, yes. Weird? No.

But first, the rules. (This is in fact why I hate playing games. Rules are for slaves of the Establishment.)

1. Link to the person’s blog who tagged you.

2. Post these rules on your blog.

3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself

4. Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.

5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by posting a comment on their blog.

My supposedly ‘weird’ facts:

I am a licensed colon cleanser and fecologist. In fact, I invented the Maple Enema.

I am also an animal life coach – and am currently working on my first short film on the subject. I’ve been blessed to find some especially communicative sea lions with relationship issues, and a squirrel who tended to self-sabotage. We worked on increasing his efficiency and organization, and I’m happy to say he’s 100% better!

I live entirely cash-free, off the grid as one of the founding members of the Extreme Simple Living Movement.

I grew up in a well-to-do suburb of Philadelphia. It’s actually therapeutic for me to admit this. The fact that I was different – tall, loud, a trisexual – didn’t help matters.

My totem animal is the housefly. I find them especially engaging.

I live in a yurt on the prairie grass plains, with a very, very, long extension cord.

I dabble in Vegetable Tantra (inspired by the work of Dr. Helmut Tannenbaum.) You can listen to an interview I did with Dr. Tannenbaum on the value of chili peppers, the dangers of sweet potatoes, etc..

Tags to other blogs. (NOTE: I am not at liberty to disclose the nature of these relationships.)

Tuck Self, The Rebel Belle

Pam Slim, Escape from Cubicle Nation

Andrea J. Lee. Money And Meaning Blog

Nancy Juetten, Main Street Media Savvy

Margot Potter, The Impatient Beader

Jennifer Louden, Jennifer’s Blog

Andy Wibbels, Andy’s Blog

Blessings, friends, and may you be changed on a cellular level just by reading this.