This is my Lobal Connector Tool – and with it I can do more than read your mind. I can actually read the psychic song of your life because I am a Psychic Songologist. The ‘Psychic Song of Your Life’ (yes, I developed the PSOYL) is like a tiny litmus test of where you are in your soul development on this planet.

For instance, angry, tense, un-evolved people will often have a PSOYL like ‘Theme Music from Jaws’ or “R-E-S-P-E-C-T”. It’s a reflection of their inability to accept their current reality.

On the other hand, I’ve noticed many calm, happy people have Wa Wa rich songs with a lovely high vibration, such as ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘The Macarena’
or even mindless tunes like ‘The Thong Song’.

What is critical, of course, is that one does not have blockages to their Wa Wa which can be caused by everything from overindulgence in catalog shopping to too much Ben & Jerry’s. Wa Wa blockages prohibit your essential ability to ‘be’. (See my book ‘Beyond Being’ for more on this important topic.)

If you have no Lobal Connector Tool (and I don’t know why you would since they are my proprietary invention, patent pending), I’m afraid you’re out of luck. Because no – your Psychic Song of Your Life is not just ‘a song you feel like singing all the time’ as one member of the media so ineptly put it. No! Your PSOYL is far more mission critical than that.

To determine your exact PSYOL, you’d simply have to attend my Beyond Being Workshop (see schedule above). [PM LINK TO SCHEDULE page]

May you continue to enjoy the Wa Wa of this blog … and friend, may you find the Psychic Song of Your Life.

Grab a little photo Wa Wa here

I’m supposed to tell you seven ‘random’ things about me. Well, need I even explain that NOTHING in our Universe is random? And certainly nothing in my life is, nor is it “weird” – not even the fact that I live entirely on a diet of indigenous prairie grass. Unusual, yes. Weird? No.

But first, the rules. (This is in fact why I hate playing games. Rules are for slaves of the Establishment.)

1. Link to the person’s blog who tagged you.

2. Post these rules on your blog.

3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself

4. Tag seven random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.

5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by posting a comment on their blog.

My supposedly ‘weird’ facts:

I am a licensed colon cleanser and fecologist. In fact, I invented the Maple Enema.

I am also an animal life coach – and am currently working on my first short film on the subject. I’ve been blessed to find some especially communicative sea lions with relationship issues, and a squirrel who tended to self-sabotage. We worked on increasing his efficiency and organization, and I’m happy to say he’s 100% better!

I live entirely cash-free, off the grid as one of the founding members of the Extreme Simple Living Movement.

I grew up in a well-to-do suburb of Philadelphia. It’s actually therapeutic for me to admit this. The fact that I was different – tall, loud, a trisexual – didn’t help matters.

My totem animal is the housefly. I find them especially engaging.

I live in a yurt on the prairie grass plains, with a very, very, long extension cord.

I dabble in Vegetable Tantra (inspired by the work of Dr. Helmut Tannenbaum.) You can listen to an interview I did with Dr. Tannenbaum on the value of chili peppers, the dangers of sweet potatoes, etc..

Tags to other blogs. (NOTE: I am not at liberty to disclose the nature of these relationships.)

Tuck Self, The Rebel Belle

Pam Slim, Escape from Cubicle Nation

Andrea J. Lee. Money And Meaning Blog

Nancy Juetten, Main Street Media Savvy

Margot Potter, The Impatient Beader

Jennifer Louden, Jennifer’s Blog

Andy Wibbels, Andy’s Blog

Blessings, friends, and may you be changed on a cellular level just by reading this.